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If you're like me and Watch Good Boys Use Condoms (1998)keep fumbling and bumbling drinks while trying to handle your phone in one hand like a ridiculously inept infomercial actor, boy does PopSockets have the product for you.

Yes, PopSockets, the innovator of intrusive smartphone backing grips, has dipped their chilly toes into the drink koozie market. Their newest product is called the PopThirst Cup Sleeve, and yeah... it's essentially just a foam sleeve with a PopGrip on it.

But if you hate the concept of carrying things in bags and want to tough out juggling your phone, wallet, and keys all day, this is perfect. The holders are meant to fit most to-go cups, cans, and pint glasses, and help keep hot things hot and cold things cold.

So if you want to project your inner Yeti Dad, feel free to brag about how your drink is still cold, after four hours sitting in the car. Swirl around your drink until everyone in the near vicinity can hear the ice clinking and take a swig of superiority.

The two main styles are the PopThirst Can Holders and PopThirst Cup Sleeves. They're "designed with a non-slip foam material that prevents hand slippage" and come various patterns, such as Arizona Iced Tea, Your Aunt Sheryl's Couch, Tumblr Circa 2012, and Lumberjack.

Both sizes are priced at $15, and go on sale September 15, according to The Verge. Soon, you'll only look slightly more ridiculous preventing your fingers from getting freezer burn on baseball stadium beer, or running into Sharon from the PTA at Starbucks.

Perfect for tailgating, holiday parties, and an after-work pick-me-up on public transport. Versatile, if not a little silly, at least you'll avoid another Jonah Hill coffee drop incident.

[h/t: The Verge]